Monthly Archives: May 2013



It appears that I have been kidnapped by aliens and dropped back to earth in the middle of a huge, fenced field. My logic says “there is nowhere to go but up” so I must head North. My mindset says “everything seems to be headed South” so down I go. My wisdom says ” head towards the rising sun” so my body pulls East BUT my attitude says “screw it, Im going to the nearest beach” so West I go! Soon, I am soon, I need salt air and ocean sounds. Somebody get a damned cattle prod, we are going to need it I think. Goodnight.