WATER YOUR OWN DAMNED GRASS!!

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It appears that I have been kidnapped by aliens and dropped back to earth in the middle of a huge, fenced field. My logic says “there is nowhere to go but up” so I must head North. My mindset says “everything seems to be headed South” so down I go. My wisdom says ” head towards the rising sun” so my body pulls East BUT my attitude says “screw it, Im going to the nearest beach” so West I go! Soon, I am soon, I need salt air and ocean sounds. Somebody get a damned cattle prod, we are going to need it I think. Goodnight.

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About angrypumpkinoutofcontrol

Who am I? You know, oddly enough I don’t know what to say. I am a single (again) mom in So Cal. I am trying to get myself and my 3 boys through life. I am a cynical romantic. I am opinionated and generally not afraid to share said opinions. I am a daughter, probably not always the greatest but it’s my 1st time being a daughter and I’m still learning. I am a friend, this I am generally better at aside from the occasional slip from grace. I am funny (I hear), intelligent (it’s why my BFF chose me) and a neat freak with a streak of OCD. I am told that I scare men and little kids. I don’t know what I want to be when I grow up except happy, at peace, stable. I have many good people in my life and many people that have walked out. Focus on what you have. I have no idea the things I should write here. What do you people want from me?

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